Sunday, 22 March 2009

Caption Competition: Spurs v Chelsea


"Hey Didier, thought you should know, the game ended 10 minutes ago"

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Don't worry, there's always next year"

Stoney said...

"Get up you pathetic c*nt!"

Oracle said...

"Rock-a-bye baby. on the tree top, when the wind blows the cradle will rock..."

Espyid said...

Woody : Charlie, you grab his wallet and I'll punch him in the face again.

Charlie : wierd, why would drogba have a wallet full of 50p's with sharp edges?

brightonyid said...

i dunno, i heard a shot and down he went.

Marc Johnson said...

Woody: I'm sorry, you didn't make it into the Ivorian diving team for the next olympics.

Cu*t: No, no, no*sob* I've been working on a few dives while I've been injured!

Anonymous said...

It was at this point that he realised that wirey hair plus Astro Turf = Velcro.

Anonymous said...

Dogba reacts badly to sunlight after being in Kings pocket for 90 minutes.

SDH said...

Drgoba "maybe this time they will believe i am really injured, i feel like i am dying, Arrrgggghhhh my split nail....."

Oops said...

"What happened?"
"A passing fly hit him"

Yiddogray said...

"You get his arms, I'll grab his legs - i've got a car parked in Park Lane we can dump him in"

Anonymous said...

There there little Mr Drogba, there is always the Europe Cup!

TMWNN said...

Charlie - That's it Woody, keep him there. I'll piss in his face.