Tuesday, 17 February 2009

Let There Be Love

And there I was thinking it’s been a slow week for news.

Noel Gallagher has launched an amazing rant against Tottenham Hotspur (amazing and rant are not my words, but the words the press are going with. I'd prefer to describe the rant as acquiesce):

"I've told him (his son) he can support his local team down here if that's what he wants - but he can't support Man Utd or Tottenham. I have an irrational loathing of Spurs, their fans and everything about that club"

Really? Do you? You and half the country you absolute melter.

So you've banned your 17 month old son from ever following the club? Cognisant already at such a young age? What a perceptive young lad you’ve got there. How about giving our kid a crayon and some paper and get him to pen the next Oasis album. Just get him to rhyme as many words as possible with shine and you can’t go wrong.

If any cockney Darth Vaders out there want to bring their Oasis LP's and CD's to the next Tottenham home game please do. Martin Chivers will be burning them in the centre circle.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oasis Sucks!

grim down south said...

Watch it Spooky. He's working class. Salt of the earth and all that.

Anonymous said...

He is a cock

Anonymous said...

He probably doesn't want his son supporting Spurs because Spurs are very similar to Man City (huge fan base, lofty ambitions, epic failures) and wants him to steer clear of all the emotional upheaval.

Although we tend to win stuff now and again.

whb said...

I don't know, Noel has a big soul. I know that because he talks about said soul in every G.D. lyric he ever wrote. Enough about the suuun sheeeine and the feelings in your soul, mate. Stop talking football and start writing a decent record.

Anonymous said...

Noel Gallagher???
Oh yea i remember him, didnt he have a good album out once and then about 8 crap ones....

Anonymous said...

I have a loathing of Noel Gallagher but I'm not sure it's irrational.

Oracle said...

Roll with it Spooky.

Anonymous said...

Some might say Noel is right.

Oops said...

Spooky an Arsenal fan? Definitely maybe.

Bimmi said...

at least he admits it's irrational..

Anonymous said...

1981 still haunts him.

Booster said...

Isn't Noel a season ticket holder at the Arsenal?

Anonymous said...

it would have been a better advice to tell his kid to stay off drugs, not to end up like his father.
I will tell my son never to hear the oasis crap !