Saturday, 17 January 2009

Politically Correct Chants for Spurs v Pompey


You can stick that cowbell up your a*rse
You can stick that cowbell up your a*rse
You can stick that cowbell, stick that cowbell, stick that cowbell up your a*rse
Sing we've got the drummer in the shelf
Sing we've got the drummer in the shelf
Sing we've got the drummer, we've got the drummer, we've got the drummer in the shelf


Sol, Sol, wherever you may be
We don't really like you that much no we don't
And we don't care if you don't like us
Because we don't really like you at all


He's tall, he's human, he doesn't play for us, Sol Campbell, Sol Campbell


Campbell, you're an ex-player, Campbell Campbell you're an ex-player


Stand up if you don't consider yourself to be a friend of Campbell, Stand up if you don't consider yourself to be a friend of Campbell



Sol, Sol
Whatever they may say
We don't care if you're black or gay
But we'll still hate you till your dying day
Cos you're a Judas ****
Is that okay?

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

We love you Player who played for us, betrayed us and left to our rivals for free.. we do

dexter said...

Can we all hold hands while we sing these in the park lane?

Anonymous said...

Is anyone else really REALLY looking forward to tomorrow? Feels almost like a derby game. I'm sure our lot will behave regarding the more controversial chanting, but good old fashion swearing and booing will be plenty, from both sets of fans.

Anonymous said...

Sarcastic clapping and whooping, only way to go if you ask me.

Cwoff said...

We hate someone, we hate someone...
we hate someone, we hate someone...

Anonymous said...

"We wish the police would do their job and go after murderers, rapists, robbers and assaulters"

Has a nice ring to it don't you think?

spooky said...

Ha! We could all point at the police and sing 'You don't know what you're doing'.

Just j/k if you're reading this Old Bill, just j/k...

Ghost of John White said...

Sol, Sol,
Wherever you may play,
We don't care if your black or gay,
your still a judas c*nt, whatever they may say,
And We'll hate you till your dying day

Yiddogray said...

I really really hope that last one gets sung. Only problem is the fuzz will only here the tune and the Park Lane will get arrested...

Anonymous said...

Sol Sol wherever you may be, you left us for highbury, were all upset and we all care, but blaming you is so unfair

or we could all just sing the usual as I dont think the police are capable of arresting 33000 spurs fans

Anonymous said...

Or tbf we could all just cover our mouths with scarves etc when we sing. Simple!

Anonymous said...

I personally hope that everytime he touches the ball we just chant sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Makes quite an ironic point imo.