Winless Spurs, on the joint worst ever start to a league season in their history, pay their first visit to the Britannia Stadium for Stoke's 2,000th top-flight match.
Between them Stoke (Football League founder members) and Spurs (Premier League ever-presents) have lost 10 matches and won just one this season, dropping a collective 36 points.
This is Tottenham's 35th Premier League match under Juande Ramos. They have only won 10 in his tenure.
Tony Pulis selects a side for his 600th league match as a manager, and 100th league game since his return to Stoke in June 2006.
Spurs recorded their joint biggest away win in top-flight football when defeating Stoke 1-6 at the Victoria Ground on 15 September 1951.
Shitting a brick yet?
King out. Hutton starts at right-back. Bent upfront on his own. Pav (shockingly) on the bench.