To free the spirit of Tottenham Hotspur from his evil grasp and allow us to progress forward rather than being ripped to shreds like a cockerel with no means of escape surrounded by rabid foxes (Levy, and his board of directors are the foxes in this metaphor. I'm the cock).
At the end of each season, I burn my season ticket in full view of the directors box, from my seat in the Park Lane Lower as a protest of disgust at his reign of injustice and humiliation.
Levy cares for nothing other than feeding his ego, spending money on superfluous players and knee-jerking faster than a West Stand season ticket-holder. My eyes see no glory. Just overly expensive bagels and dead pixels in the Jumbotron and DVD releases of score-draws.
"Forget Levy. Get Ramos out. Get Jol back. At least he could speak English, even if he did start every sentence with 'no'? I can imagine the half time team talks. 'Hey boss, we gonna win?' 'No..' No wonder he lost his job"
-Disgruntled, UK
"Graham Roberts would run through walls for Tottenham. Jenas would apologetically whisper that he has lost the keys for the door, then sleep on a park bench for the night. "
-Big Dave
"He's actually called spooky on another website.... he's the author of all the bullshit above which you mention . he's as much of a wanker as i keep telling everbody that you are.... ohh and someone else who's on that website & on this (not me) has told him so..."
-traciebigtits
"Poor management of the club by Levy. I'm in full support of your work Spooky. Though disappointing you haven't put together a consortium to buy the club. I can see it now - season tickets for £300 and no West Stand. Bliss!"
-Ted the Baker
"Burning a season ticket is so 2004. You need to do a Banksy. Paint the South Stand red in protest."
-Derek of the East Stand
"Me, me, me, me, me...Turgid"
-southstand1882
"I totally agree that ENIC & Levy only really care about lining their pockets at the expense of our beloved club. When they stop running THFC like a corner shop we might actually get back to playing a decent game for decent people. I am not rich but I am willing to invest and support in any consortium that has a realistic chance of displacing the greed and evil that is suffocating the Glorious Spurs"
-TrueSpur
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Bah!
Yet another post well worth clogging up Newsnow with. Christ.
Yet another blog comment I could do without. Jesus wept.
Newsnow don't have to publish every single article I post. I write for myself as well as this blog - rather than writing exclusively to have it appear (sorry, clog) up Newsnow.
So that means not every single article is going to be of the standard of let's say, I don't know, the Daily Mail.
FFS Richard.
Spooky I noticed that on the Spurs site. Irony is one word for it. Tragic another. Apparently x-ray pictures of his broken foot will be available with a special edition Opus from the club shop. That Levy doesn't miss a trick.
Spooky. No matter how hard you try your articles will never be to the standard of the Daily Mail.
Never.
Those are no boots........those are slippers. No wonder he picked up an injury.
Has there been an official word yet from the club on this injury?
SANTA CRUZ PLEASE
Santa Cruz over Robbie Keane. I'd go with that. Still have to keep Bent though until the summer.
This has really ballsed everything up. £15M on a striker that will miss the defining point in our season.
Yeah right, "your articles will never be to the standard of the Daily Mail". Please, what f*ckin' standards are those exactly?, sh1t they've even had to apologise to the one-legged maccenstein's monster. This blog generally has elements of truth, irony, sarcasm and outright lunacy. In the words of Curtis Mayfield, 'keep on keepin' on'.
From the BBC:
1342: BBC 5 Live's Darren Fletcher tells us Spurs striker Jermain Defoe is undergoing a scan on the foot he injured in training yesterday. Apparently, it was an existing injury which took another knock, but despite the gloomy headlines this morning, Spurs are hopeful he'll play again this season.
Maybe we should hold onto those tears.
Will be interesting to see how we line up today. One up front? Or two?
TEAM - Cudicini, Corluka, Assou-Ekotto, Dawson, Woodgate, Bentley, Zokora, Palacios, Modric, Lennon, Pavlyuchenko. SUBS - Alnwick, Bale, Bent, Campbell, Chimbonda, Huddlestone, Jenas.
- Dave
Zaki out of Wigan squad not injured so?Who needs a striker at the minute Spurs?
Would Wigan sell up to us again?
Hmm.
Thigh injury. No chance Wigan would let him go.
Bent on loan till end of season with view to deal?
Zaki or Cruz ?Zaki for me
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