Caption Competition: Spurs v Chelsea

"Hey Didier, thought you should know, the game ended 10 minutes ago"

Caption Competition: Robbie and Pascal

Pascal reacts a little bit too excitedly to Robbie's David Bentley impersonation

Yet another caption competition

"Gomes prepared to catch anything to prove his worth"

Modric's first match-day visit to the Lane

"See that way up there? That's the Champions League. You can get to it via Manchester. But don't worry yourself about that until the summer of 2010."

Caption Competition

Clive, looking into the mirror of the future, was so disturbed by what he saw, he shut his eyes and hoped the ghastly reflection would disappear

Adiós

Ramos, looking into the crystal ball, was happy to see Spurs top - unaware that he was holding it upside down.

Caption Competition

"Daniel, what are those people in shorts doing, kicking that sphere object on the green thing down there? Do they have anything to do with that money that appears in my account every month?"

Caption Competition

Jermaine had never been so close to the football before, standing in awe, he pondered what it would be like to kick it.

When Robbie texted Daniel, little did he know that something would be lost in translation....

"Loving the honeymoon. Weathers great, really want to go to the 'pool. See ya!"