"Daniel, what are those people in shorts doing, kicking that sphere object on the green thing down there? Do they have anything to do with that money that appears in my account every month?"
To free the spirit of Tottenham Hotspur from his evil grasp and allow us to progress forward rather than being ripped to shreds like a cockerel with no means of escape surrounded by rabid foxes (Levy, and his board of directors are the foxes in this metaphor. I'm the cock).
At the end of each season, I burn my season ticket in full view of the directors box, from my seat in the Park Lane Lower as a protest of disgust at his reign of injustice and humiliation.
Levy cares for nothing other than feeding his ego, spending money on superfluous players and knee-jerking faster than a West Stand season ticket-holder. My eyes see no glory. Just overly expensive bagels and dead pixels in the Jumbotron and DVD releases of score-draws.
"Forget Levy. Get Ramos out. Get Jol back. At least he could speak English, even if he did start every sentence with 'no'? I can imagine the half time team talks. 'Hey boss, we gonna win?' 'No..' No wonder he lost his job"
-Disgruntled, UK
"Graham Roberts would run through walls for Tottenham. Jenas would apologetically whisper that he has lost the keys for the door, then sleep on a park bench for the night. "
-Big Dave
"He's actually called spooky on another website.... he's the author of all the bullshit above which you mention . he's as much of a wanker as i keep telling everbody that you are.... ohh and someone else who's on that website & on this (not me) has told him so..."
-traciebigtits
"Poor management of the club by Levy. I'm in full support of your work Spooky. Though disappointing you haven't put together a consortium to buy the club. I can see it now - season tickets for £300 and no West Stand. Bliss!"
-Ted the Baker
"Burning a season ticket is so 2004. You need to do a Banksy. Paint the South Stand red in protest."
-Derek of the East Stand
"Me, me, me, me, me...Turgid"
-southstand1882
"I totally agree that ENIC & Levy only really care about lining their pockets at the expense of our beloved club. When they stop running THFC like a corner shop we might actually get back to playing a decent game for decent people. I am not rich but I am willing to invest and support in any consortium that has a realistic chance of displacing the greed and evil that is suffocating the Glorious Spurs"
-TrueSpur
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"And that one there, I paid £8M for him for a laugh because thats what I do"
"Is he a DM?"
"No"
"What about him?"
"No"
"He is, I'm sure he is"
"No"
"Him?"
"He's the goalkeeper"
Thats our problem right there. The team. Can I try again in January?
We could get about £15M for that one and maybe £10M for him and possibly £12M for him.
Comolli was certain of the prankster who superglued his head to Levy's.
"We could build a glass wall right in front of the goal....."
There use to be a football club here.
DC - Modric to Bent to Pav. I feel like I helped create that first goal!
DL - Shut up Frenchie, who cares about football, i'm checking out that blonde.
DC: He looks useful. I think I've solved our problems. We could play him as a DM.
DL: That's Chirpy.
DC: Well I am in good spirits.
"Right there, we should bury all the money there"
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