To free the spirit of Tottenham Hotspur from his evil grasp and allow us to progress forward rather than being ripped to shreds like a cockerel with no means of escape surrounded by rabid foxes (Levy, and his board of directors are the foxes in this metaphor. I'm the cock).
At the end of each season, I burn my season ticket in full view of the directors box, from my seat in the Park Lane Lower as a protest of disgust at his reign of injustice and humiliation.
Levy cares for nothing other than feeding his ego, spending money on superfluous players and knee-jerking faster than a West Stand season ticket-holder. My eyes see no glory. Just overly expensive bagels and dead pixels in the Jumbotron and DVD releases of score-draws.
"Forget Levy. Get Ramos out. Get Jol back. At least he could speak English, even if he did start every sentence with 'no'? I can imagine the half time team talks. 'Hey boss, we gonna win?' 'No..' No wonder he lost his job"
-Disgruntled, UK
"Graham Roberts would run through walls for Tottenham. Jenas would apologetically whisper that he has lost the keys for the door, then sleep on a park bench for the night. "
-Big Dave
"He's actually called spooky on another website.... he's the author of all the bullshit above which you mention . he's as much of a wanker as i keep telling everbody that you are.... ohh and someone else who's on that website & on this (not me) has told him so..."
-traciebigtits
"Poor management of the club by Levy. I'm in full support of your work Spooky. Though disappointing you haven't put together a consortium to buy the club. I can see it now - season tickets for £300 and no West Stand. Bliss!"
-Ted the Baker
"Burning a season ticket is so 2004. You need to do a Banksy. Paint the South Stand red in protest."
-Derek of the East Stand
"Me, me, me, me, me...Turgid"
-southstand1882
"I totally agree that ENIC & Levy only really care about lining their pockets at the expense of our beloved club. When they stop running THFC like a corner shop we might actually get back to playing a decent game for decent people. I am not rich but I am willing to invest and support in any consortium that has a realistic chance of displacing the greed and evil that is suffocating the Glorious Spurs"
-TrueSpur
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I would say having a 'hardcore fan' as a chairman is not a good idea. Imagine have anyone from the terraces running the club? One Spurs fans opinion will not be the same as the next Spurs fans opinion. Its suggested that Levy is not as big a fan as he would have people believe and that Kemsley is in fact a true supporter. May well be the case but if Kemsley wants Redknapp in as manager, you can refer back to my point about opinions. Correct me if I'm wrong but I do not think Spurs fans rate Harry.
As for Levy. Interesting sidenote, his son (one of them) is a avid Arsenal fan.
That explains the discovery Spooky made in Levy's basement then!
Doubt Levy would allow a takeover to occur. All the share re-issuing was about his hold on the club getting stronger and making sure nobody else could muscle him out.
Levy would sell up in a minute if it meant he would make a vast profit, whilst at the same time leaving the club with a rich owner - which gives the appearance he was doing it for the good of the club.
Go away Levy. I don't like looking at all your merchandise being shoved in my face.
What did Spooky discover in Levy's basement? An Arsenal shrine?
hughton in effigy
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